This song is less funny now

birds in the air - never chirped the same
slobs in bowling alleys - never burped the same
they came to cry - shocked with disbelief
a broken mass of millions - all drowning in their grief
she was just an innocent - how could you lord?
they cried the day - that farrah fawcett died
Throughout the globe - every chinese man and turk
their unifying symbol - they really liked her work
but who’s to blame? - no one made a move
until i find out who did this - nobody leaves the room
they say the road was icy - but that just don’t add up
a bushy-haired intruder - another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose - a hunting accident
death at the hands of another, - i’ll bet!
first jfk - and then we lost the king
thank god it must be over now - they say they come in threes
but still i ache - the world has lost a friend
i’ll trade all - of my viewmaster reels
to see her once again

The Vandals - “The Day Farrah Fawcett Died”