jaccccc:

EDIT: Wait wait wait. Ok, I’m not going to go all academic on you, but as a scientist I find this paragraph particularly hilarious, vague, and not the slightest bit in line with the principles that underpin the nature of scientific inquiry anyway:

“The scientific study was not only all encompassing with profound discoveries in three continents, but also took over twenty years of research to finally come up with definitive answers to everything.”

You just lost your shot at the Templeton Prize.