Seriously Guys,

I am only half awake but …

Kanye has never been a decent human being or a decent artist why is everyone up in arms now? Fucking figure it out people, he is a talentless douche bag.

Also … Muse … did you really write the lyric “we will be victorious”? Your new single fucking sucks cocks. go fix your fucking band before coming at us with this bullshit. You are supposed to be fighting the good fight and not shoving your flaccid music in our ear holes.

Green Day, try harder. Your new album is an abortion. It’s like you tried to have a music baby and then you decided you shouldn’t have a music baby so you went to planned parenthood and killed it and 21 Guns slid out of your music hole over the next week. When you have parts of songs you need to figure out ways to have them lead into the next part. Example: Try Cool can do a sick drum fill and then you just play the next section of the song. It is not cool to do a 1 minute piano ballad do a fade out and then play something loud and fast and call it the same song. It is especially not cool to do this for 20 tracks. You are songwriters. FUCKING WRITE A GODDAMNED SONG. Also Butch Vig made you guys sound like a comfy pillow … a big comfy pillow … you are not punk. Get an Old Nay gift card and get some fucking performance fleece because you are Coldplay.

Also Paramore, stay the course. I love you guys