Last night outside of cakeshop this old crazy guy came around asking for money. This is not weird because ludlow st is where crazy people get their power so they often return. So he turns out to be a vietnam vet and shows us his card that I guess he got when he came back from the war. None of us gave him money or made eye contact because he was weird. Then he flips out and is like ” none of you have any money!?! What if I were to shake you down? What if I were to break your bones?” To which Adam christgau replies “I would honestly prefer if you didn’t” then the dude starts making these weird gutteal noises and we decide to go back inside. But hereis the punchline … WE DID HAVE MONEY! WE JUST DIDNT GIVE ANY TO HIM! ugh what a fucking sucker.