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Ok. The other morning I woke up and tweeted “RIP Carlos Mencia” because, well couldn’t you just see that happening? he had a small fall from grace and no on really thinks about him and he is like 40 or something and kinda fat.

So this morning I wanted to tweet RIP and then someone who, in no way could possibly be dead but is one of those things where you won’t believe it and then you have to go to wikipedia to make sure. So I tweeted “RIP Frankie Muniz”.

Long story short Frankie’s girlfriend contacts me and we have some exchanges, she is a nice person and she likes The Age of Rockets now and said she would make Frankie listen.

I feel like a jerk for having said that because the joke to me was that people would waste their time looking up to see if i was lying and I was in no way poking fun at him. He is a race car driver, he could beat me up and watching Malcolm with my family was a wonderful weekend treat when I was in High School. Though honestly I don’t like that woman who plays the mom on Malcolm. The father was super funny and the older brother was too (reese, not the scientologist guy). OH fuck, and there was that Arrested Development cameo. That was really funny.

Also while I am covering my bases and feeling bad, Julia Stiles you are very pretty, talented and I can’t wait for The Bell Jar movie! You should make them film several completely inappropriate alternate endings for the DVD like shitty horror movies do.