If i die
if i ever die i would like to have my wishes made public.
first you can have whatever gay cry fest ceremony you might want but it can’t last more than an hour and then you have to do the following things. my body will be hoisted up onto a giant cross and all my friends will play the following songs while everyone else gets super wasted and takes E.
Rachel Browne - Uptown Girl sung very slow and sadly. Or if the mood is right she can sing “Only The Good Die Young” but she must change “young” to “fun”
Dan Romer - will have to make up a frank sinatra-like song on the spot but insist that it was our song.
Jenny Owen Youngs - Basketcase by Greenday but only using the words “very superstitious writings on the wall” it would also be fantastic if she would take long breaks to eat a giant sandwich.
Bess Rogers - The Fresh Prince of Bel AIr theme
Saul - Improvised spoken word piece. no shorter than 5 minutes. with some ambient synths and acoustic guitar.
jenny o - the guitar solo from “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Meredith - That Would You Hold My Hand If I Saw You In Heaven song by Eric Clapton but preformed like a late 90s upbeat ska song. If Reel big fish is available they should be the backing band for this.
Then everyone will re-inact the beginning scene of The Lion King with Chris Kuffner as Simba. Everyone will hold out the last “life” of the song for as long as they possibly can. Then my cross and body will be brought outside and set ablaze.
EDIT - -
if Ingrid is not on tour she and Allie should do a duet of Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder. Allie should sing Paul’s part but be dressed as Stevie Wonder and vice versa.
